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Feb 13, 2018

Episode features greetings from throughout the MUSCLECAST world and news strong enough to change your IMDB pro account for life.

Special thanks to Janey, Dr. Janus, and Mommy! And spoiler alert: the generous support of Danny Devito.

Feb 6, 2018

TOAD LOWSTOOL

MERMAN HELLVILLE

CLAM SIMMONS

Feb 3, 2018

This episode is our most depraved and useless yet! Is it worse than the ep where we learned that the 70 plus episodes were lost? You be the judge! Email us at themusclecast@gmailcom if you have any questions for our mailbag segment or if you would like to be mentioned in the Rat Kidz Roll Call.

Feb 3, 2018

If you have any information about the 71 episodes that were stolen at Squealer's Roadhouse please let us know in a review in Apple Podcasts.

Feb 3, 2018

Join Merman Hellville, Toad Lowstoy, Clam Simmons on the MUSCLECAST(Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere)!

 

FEATURING:

MAILBAG!

FUNDRAISING UPDATE: $$$

UPDATE ON THE BOYZ!

& MUCH, MUCH MORE

May 4, 2017

April 29, 12 PM Retweet at Charlie kirk 11: 100 days ago a new message, leader, & movement took the Oval Office! A government FOR the people BY the people

April 28, 09: PM .at Lou Dobbs just stated that "President Trump's successes are unmatched in recent presidential history" Thank you Lou!

April 26, 05 AM First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court!

April 23, 10:AM The Democrats don't want money from budget going to border wall despite the fact that it will stop drugs and very bad MS 13 gang members.

April 21, 8 AM China is very much the economic lifeline to North Korea so, while nothing is easy, if they want to solve the North Korean problem, they will

April 21, 05:AM No matter how much I accomplish during the ridiculous standard of the first 100 days, & it has been a lot (including S.C.), media will kill!

April 19, 07: AM Dems failed in Kansas and are now failing in Georgia. Great job Karen Handel! It is now Hollywood vs. Georgia on June 20th.

April 16, 07 AM Why would I call China a currency manipulator when they are working with us on the North Korean problem? We will see what happens!

April 13, 08 AM I have great confidence that China will properly deal with North Korea. If they are unable to do so, the U.S., with its allies, will! U.S.A!

April 11, 07 AM North Korea is looking for trouble. If China decides to help, that would be great. If not, we will solve the problem without them! U.S.A. !!

April 8, 2 PM The reason you don't generally hit runways is that they are easy and inexpensive to quickly fix (fill in and top)!

April 2, 08:AM The real story turns out to be SURVEILLANCE and LEAKING! Find the leakers.

April 1, 07 AM When will Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd and at NBC News start talking about the Obama SURVEILLANCE SCANDAL and stop with the Fake Trump/Russia story?

 

 

March 31, 06:04 AM Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt

Apr 27, 2017

Bacon’s Log: A Short Novel in Word Form by Clam Simmons

Table of Contents

Foreword: By Author

 

Prologue: A Pre-Chapter

Chapter 1: The Early Education of Honus Bacon

Chapter 2: Petty Living Page

Chapter 3: Bulge Fusion

Chapter 4: South Country Migration

Chapter 5: The Price of Paradise

Chapter 6: The Long and Lonely Path of A Great Backup Quarterback

Chapter 7: Great Silence in the Desert

Chapter 8:Plunging into the Darkness

Chapter 9: The Whale That Escaped from the Belly of the Cave

Chapter 10: Spewed Out Into the Bottom of the World

Chapter 11: A Family Reunion of Sorts

Chapter 12: A New Life In Exile

 

Jan 12, 2017

Rap Snacks Taste Test. Imitation Crab Meat Sales. Captain D's Coupons. Phone call from Drango.

Jan 6, 2017

Excuse the coupon clipping-coupon corner is coming out with the hottest deals and steals-spilling the beans about the price predators along the way.

Dec 8, 2016

Joshy's Corner features 18 Carat Affair's Desire. This episode features selections from Vance Randolph's 1951 classic "Ozark Superstitions" courtesy of Columbia University Press. Vance Randolph spent decades in the Missouri and Arkansas Ozarks collecting the phrases, superstitions, taboos, song and semantics endemic to region. 

The penultimate episode of the season !!! visit clamsimmons.com for more info.

Nov 10, 2016

Featuring All Bases Covered by Various Blonde. Various Blonde appears courtesy of the Record Machine.

Sep 21, 2016

Featuring Gabriela Lemmons of the Latino Writer's Collective

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